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1. nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 21:55:36 JST nugger
   IM A CONTRARIAN ESAU APPRECIATOR
   HE WAS THE BETTER BROTHER OF THE TWO AND IT'S IN THE STORY TOO
   JACOB IS A GIRLY BOY HANGING OUT WITH MOM, ESAU IS OUT HELPING DAD SETTLE LAND DISPUTES AKA TWO GROUPS OF SHEPHERDS THROWING ROCKS AT ONE ANOTHER UNTIL ONE GROUP FUCKS OFF AND LEAVES THE SHALLOW DRAFT WATERING HOLE TO THE OTHER'S FLOCKS
   
   THE DELICIOUS STEW EPISODE ISN'T EVEN WHAT LOSES THE BIRTHRIGHT IT'S JUST A JOKE BETWEEN THE TWO BROTHERS, ESAU GOES DOOD IM GONNA FUCKEN D I E IF I DON'T EAT NOW,
   BUT IT IS A SIGN OF THINGS TO COME, AND SHOWS THAT JACOB IS THINKING OF THE BIRTHRIGHT AS A HIGHLY DESIRABLE STATUS THING WHILE ESAU THINKS OF IT MORE IN TERMS OF TAKING OVER FOR DADS BUSINESS WHICH IS A HASSLE
   
   AFTER JACOBS MOM PULLS THE STUNT WITH THE BLESSING -- WHICH IS WHAT ACTUALLY LOSES ESAU HIS BIRTHRIGHT AND EVERYONE CLEARLY VIEWS THE RITUAL AS DOING SOMETHING REAL, NO DO-OVERS OR TAKE-BACKSIES -- ESAU IS FUCKIN PISSED
   HE'S GOING AROUND SAYING OOOO IM GUNNA KILL THAT PENCILNECKED DWEEB
   SO JACOB GETS SENT TO MESOPOTAMIA FOR A COUPLE WEEKS TILL ESAU COOLS OFF
   
   THIRTY YEARS LATER,
   AFTER THREE DECADES OF RAT BASTARD TRICKSTER JACOB
   GETTING TRICKED
   BY THE RAT BASTARD TRICKSTER BROTHER
   OF HIS RAT BASTARDESS TRICKSTRESS MOM WHO TAUGHT JACOB TO BE SUCH A FEMININE MANIPULATOR IN THE FIRST PLACE,
   JACOB IS STRONGLY RECONSIDERING WHETHER BEING A RAT BASTARD TRICKSTER IS SUCH A GOOD THING AFTER ALL
   
   
   HE HEADS BACK HOME WITH ALL THE WEALTH HE'D ACCUMULATED AND BOOM ESAU IS MARCHING TOWARDS HIM WITH A WARBAND
   JACOB IS STILL THINKING ESAU WANTS HIM DEAD, JUSTIFIABLY FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW
   A BRIEF SPARRING SESSION WITH JESUS GIVES HIM THE COURAGE TO MARCH OUT TO ESAU
   ESAU SCOOPS HIM UP IN A BEAR HUG AND GOES HOLY SHIT I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN THIRTY YEARS I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
   WHEN I HEARD YOU WERE GOING BACK HOME WITH ALL YOUR STUFF THROUGH BANDIT CENTRAL I RALLIED MY WARBAND, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BEFORE WE GET KILLED THERE'S A BRONZE AGE COLLAPSE GOING ON ALL OVER THE PLACE
   
   ESAU DID SOME GROWING UP ON HIS OWN TIME, OFFSCREEN
   AND AS FOR HIS CANAANITE WIVES -- CLEARLY THAT DIDN'T PREVENT EDOMITES FROM BEING FAITHFUL TO GOD
   ESAU TOOK HIS TRIBE OUT TO THE MOUNTAINS, THEY HAD A MOUNTAIN OF GOD OUT THERE, AND MOSES LEARNED A LOT ABOUT WORSHIP FROM THEM, AND WHEN JOSHUA CROSSED INTO THE LAND GOD TOLD THE ISRAELITES NOT TO TAKE A FOOT OF THEIR LAND CAUSE THEY LIVED IN THE PORTION OF THE LAND PROMISED TO THEM
   EDOMITES WERE COOL UP UNTIL THE POINT WHERE AFTER A BUNCH OF PETTY SHIT BETWEEN THEM AND ISRAELITES, THEY DECIDED TO GO IN AND RAPE AND PILLAGE A BUNCH WHEN ISRAELITES WERE GOING INTO EXILE
   THAT'S WHEN THEY'RE CUT OFF
   
   AND THAT QUOTE OF JACOB I LOVED AND ESAU I HATED, IS IT BY CHANCE IN THE CONTEXT OF BREAKING YOUR FAITHFULNESS LIKE EDOM DID, AND NOT IN THE CONTEXT OF CALVINIST PREDESTINATION WHERE ESAU IS BORN EVIL FROM THE START
   
   RT: https://poa.st/objects/fb523237-869a-4514-9c77-d348340f4f16