WALK AROUND BUSY INTERSECTIONS WITH GREAT DEPRESSION STYLE "NEED JOB" SANDWICHBOARD SIGN BUT "NEED WIFE" INSTEAD AND LIST YOUR RESUME LIKE INCOME HABITS ETC ON THE BACKWHEN YOU SPOT A CAR DRIVEN BY A GIRL YOUR TYPE, SET UP NEARBY AND SWANDIVE UNDER THE WHEELS WHEN SHE TRIES TO TAKE OFFSUE HER FOR ALL SHE'S WORTHRT: https://poa.st/objects/a5b7f3aa-9d4f-48da-8b21-6e7de18e6078